hakuna matata everyone.....
no im not crazy , i have just been inducted into the a.c.c...
for those of you who dont know and dont care , this stands for association for christian christites,
which is a compulsory group or association as it says, that i have to be part of , in my college
why am i boring you with this ?? good question , hmm let me ponder upon it for a while . i shall get back to you hold on.......
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...... i thought long and hard people, and i have come to this conclusion
that is not a carrot.......
yes its true , im sure of it now.......
anyway moving on to more important things, the cement on the walls has dried and therefore its safe to go out now, yes im sure , yes .. dont give me that look... no a huge chunk of coleslaw is not coming to get you... yes im sure... now go , go with god....
if you haven't already noticed im in a weird mood, maybe its because i had my 1st day of college today , officially ..
or it could be because after waiting for a whole year i finally get my drum set , and to my utter disappointment the base pedal and the stand for the symbals is missing , not to mention the stand for my snare drum...
or maybe the darkish thing i drank in the night wasnt coke after all...
or iv just fallen away into the space where i no longer make sense....
whatever the reason maybe , that is definitely not a carrot...... got it??
good.....
now magic eight ball, will i get a flying carpet tomorrow???
....rattle... shake....rattle...shake..rattle...
hmm i dont understand , what does it mean when it says "that isnt a carrot"????
hmm i must be dreaming again...
i drew something a few days ago and i want all of you 3 people to see it , until next time
that isnt a carrot...........
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Saturday, June 9, 2007
the clouds open up and lo.... an anvil fell .........
Hello, testing , one, two , three,.. is anybody there?.....
yes people i am alive, sigh and smile as you wish , thats why its called your wish isnt it...
imagine a genie comes out of that bottle and says to you"YOU HAVE THREE WISHES , A CAR, A HOUSE AND THE LOVE OF THE PERSON YOU DESIRE THE MOST...."
that would make alladin an interesting story dont you think...
oman has been through hell, no i dont mean the fiery dwelling of the devil himself, i mean the metaphor,
storm gonu...
now , my first question is, who in gods name decided to name it gonu???i mean of all the names you can come up with for a storm , why oh god , why gonu??
while your at it you may as well change the name eof that dwelling i had mentioned earlier , to umm , well....dave....
fiting dont you think,
you are dead,now for all the sins you committed in life you are hereby sentenced to an eternity in dave, you shall be escorted there personally by mel (death), have a pleasant stay...
my second question is , what is a tropical storm doing in oman , at the very beginning of what is supposed to be one of the most hottest month of the year , in the middle of summer??
now , i don't have an answer to the first question simply because i think if anyone knew that answer the guy responsible would have been tracked down, held by the collar and shacked down until he changed the name to something more suitable , but since he hasn't and the name is the same , i believe it cant be fixed and soo i do not know, but i do have an answer for the second question, yes there is a silver lining , apparently there always is a silver lining but i haven't noticed it , iv been too busy with the black stallion and the silver surfer....
the answer is , plain and simple , global warming , , yes the very thing we have been warned against but yet we did nothing , and that lead me to the conclusion that..
WE DIDNT LISTEN......
yes its true , i didnt listen , you didnt listen and we very well know that they all didnt listen , look at them cowering in the corner now . but thats all in the past, dont worry about it now ,
go back to what you were doing , drive that hummer , use those a.c's , release those harmful gasses, that slowly deteriorate our ozone , fragment by fragment , molecule by molecule , untill its completely gone , i mean whats the worst that can happen? i mean soo what if the polar caps melt away , so what if the sea levels rise up , i mean thats a good thing, more water...
you always wanted that sea side apartment , and now you have it , the whole world is submerged, amazing stuff, we should applaud ourselves for this brilliant accomplishment....
now i must leave theres this thing iv always wanted to do you know , i mean spraying millions and billions of cans of , paint , air fresheners , deo, etc...out in the open is always a lot of fun dont you think.....
yes people i am alive, sigh and smile as you wish , thats why its called your wish isnt it...
imagine a genie comes out of that bottle and says to you"YOU HAVE THREE WISHES , A CAR, A HOUSE AND THE LOVE OF THE PERSON YOU DESIRE THE MOST...."
that would make alladin an interesting story dont you think...
oman has been through hell, no i dont mean the fiery dwelling of the devil himself, i mean the metaphor,
storm gonu...
now , my first question is, who in gods name decided to name it gonu???i mean of all the names you can come up with for a storm , why oh god , why gonu??
while your at it you may as well change the name eof that dwelling i had mentioned earlier , to umm , well....dave....
fiting dont you think,
you are dead,now for all the sins you committed in life you are hereby sentenced to an eternity in dave, you shall be escorted there personally by mel (death), have a pleasant stay...
my second question is , what is a tropical storm doing in oman , at the very beginning of what is supposed to be one of the most hottest month of the year , in the middle of summer??
now , i don't have an answer to the first question simply because i think if anyone knew that answer the guy responsible would have been tracked down, held by the collar and shacked down until he changed the name to something more suitable , but since he hasn't and the name is the same , i believe it cant be fixed and soo i do not know, but i do have an answer for the second question, yes there is a silver lining , apparently there always is a silver lining but i haven't noticed it , iv been too busy with the black stallion and the silver surfer....
the answer is , plain and simple , global warming , , yes the very thing we have been warned against but yet we did nothing , and that lead me to the conclusion that..
WE DIDNT LISTEN......
yes its true , i didnt listen , you didnt listen and we very well know that they all didnt listen , look at them cowering in the corner now . but thats all in the past, dont worry about it now ,
go back to what you were doing , drive that hummer , use those a.c's , release those harmful gasses, that slowly deteriorate our ozone , fragment by fragment , molecule by molecule , untill its completely gone , i mean whats the worst that can happen? i mean soo what if the polar caps melt away , so what if the sea levels rise up , i mean thats a good thing, more water...
you always wanted that sea side apartment , and now you have it , the whole world is submerged, amazing stuff, we should applaud ourselves for this brilliant accomplishment....
now i must leave theres this thing iv always wanted to do you know , i mean spraying millions and billions of cans of , paint , air fresheners , deo, etc...out in the open is always a lot of fun dont you think.....
Friday, June 1, 2007
under the impression that i matter....correct me if im wrong
Well ....
the past week has been a wonderfully wierd one , soo much has happened , and the beauty of the whole thing is that i dont even know the half of it...
starts off as normal as u can imagine, waking up to find yourself somewhere else than you thought you would be, not physicaly but mentally and all that crap..
well i guess it doesnt help , bieng in that new place and screwing up something you would want to go perfectly , well it doesnt but i recovered from it , took some corrective steps ,
worked out pretty well but i was still there , in that place...
soo i decided, whats the best thing to do when your in a different place... well actually get up and go to another place, soo thats just what i did, i packed my bags got on , 2 amazingly boring and unpredictable flights, and next thing you know im in bangalore,
ofcorse i had my reasons , i mean, i had to go and get into an educational institution, for my higher studies ,, wasnt hard at all , walked in , waited in a que , gave a piece of paper , told them i was a christian, and that i hate bst , in different words though bt yeah then that was it , all i had to do was give them 50500 Rs and i was in .... simple aint it
and then wow i was back here in old, heat swelled muscat, just two more plane rides weee yeehaaaw, splish splash , and i was here again , to wallow in self pity like i always do, sick aint it...
well this sounds like a big diary entry soo to avoid accusations im going to say something that is, if not totaly, then atleast slightly funny and may be also a little offensive, but only to all you really emotional types..
have you ever heard of that saying ... 'dont worry about your future , whatever happens happens , and most of the time it happens for the best'
no?hmm must be cause i made it up now but yeah this is just a variation from the thing that people say to you , usualy when something bad happens ,
have you ever wondered what a huge load of crap that is man , i mean come on , how in gods name can that be true....
imagine this scenario ok , yeah cool word dont u think, but yeah imagine this
the tvs on in a living room in iraq, a really really screwed up living room , with all the sofas upturned , and the curtains all chared and in pieces , shattered windows, and the family there nearly in tears , because the whole house is falling apart but yeah the tvs intact and working , now the fathers standing there, wondering what to do nw, where to go on with life , how to live in a place like this????? and the lady on the news comes on and says ....
(in english for your benefit)
"this is breaking news ,we request your attention please , the mosque has been bombed , and all the surrounding buildings have been destroyed......"
the father turns the tv off and falls back agaist the fallen sofa , and begins to cry , weep,
at that moment someone walks in, this happy go lucky person,with a huge smile on his face and he says
" dont worry , whatever happens happens for the best , and therefore everything is going to be fine dont worry about it ...."
what do you think the father is going to get up and say to that man???
well im not going to tell you , i shall leave it to your imagination , but if you imagine a bullet , a hole and a lot of blood , id think you were right ....
frickin optimistic people , pick your moments man please...........
the past week has been a wonderfully wierd one , soo much has happened , and the beauty of the whole thing is that i dont even know the half of it...
starts off as normal as u can imagine, waking up to find yourself somewhere else than you thought you would be, not physicaly but mentally and all that crap..
well i guess it doesnt help , bieng in that new place and screwing up something you would want to go perfectly , well it doesnt but i recovered from it , took some corrective steps ,
worked out pretty well but i was still there , in that place...
soo i decided, whats the best thing to do when your in a different place... well actually get up and go to another place, soo thats just what i did, i packed my bags got on , 2 amazingly boring and unpredictable flights, and next thing you know im in bangalore,
ofcorse i had my reasons , i mean, i had to go and get into an educational institution, for my higher studies ,, wasnt hard at all , walked in , waited in a que , gave a piece of paper , told them i was a christian, and that i hate bst , in different words though bt yeah then that was it , all i had to do was give them 50500 Rs and i was in .... simple aint it
and then wow i was back here in old, heat swelled muscat, just two more plane rides weee yeehaaaw, splish splash , and i was here again , to wallow in self pity like i always do, sick aint it...
well this sounds like a big diary entry soo to avoid accusations im going to say something that is, if not totaly, then atleast slightly funny and may be also a little offensive, but only to all you really emotional types..
have you ever heard of that saying ... 'dont worry about your future , whatever happens happens , and most of the time it happens for the best'
no?hmm must be cause i made it up now but yeah this is just a variation from the thing that people say to you , usualy when something bad happens ,
have you ever wondered what a huge load of crap that is man , i mean come on , how in gods name can that be true....
imagine this scenario ok , yeah cool word dont u think, but yeah imagine this
the tvs on in a living room in iraq, a really really screwed up living room , with all the sofas upturned , and the curtains all chared and in pieces , shattered windows, and the family there nearly in tears , because the whole house is falling apart but yeah the tvs intact and working , now the fathers standing there, wondering what to do nw, where to go on with life , how to live in a place like this????? and the lady on the news comes on and says ....
(in english for your benefit)
"this is breaking news ,we request your attention please , the mosque has been bombed , and all the surrounding buildings have been destroyed......"
the father turns the tv off and falls back agaist the fallen sofa , and begins to cry , weep,
at that moment someone walks in, this happy go lucky person,with a huge smile on his face and he says
" dont worry , whatever happens happens for the best , and therefore everything is going to be fine dont worry about it ...."
what do you think the father is going to get up and say to that man???
well im not going to tell you , i shall leave it to your imagination , but if you imagine a bullet , a hole and a lot of blood , id think you were right ....
frickin optimistic people , pick your moments man please...........
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