Thursday, May 17, 2007

Catastrophe... but i have a solution......

An issue of cozmic proportions has occured to me of late, and me,bieng the stand up ,
nice guy that i am have decided to share it with you....

as you all know  the world is spinning, round and round around the axis just
 like u learnt in 2nd or 3rd standard ,
wel its the same bt somehow its begun to spin the other way , causing catastrophe 
scientists say this could cause a change in the space time patterns and also
, if it continues this way, time will go backwards causing millions to die ,
wel not die but , have thier lives rewound ,
untill they um get born n well u can understand how this works ......

i have been doing research and well i have understood how it can be stopped ...
now this may seem a little drastic but heres what i observed in my lab.......

i placed a ball in a rat cage and like all rats ,it
climbed on top of it and started spinning it in one direction,
and it was spinning , round and round and round , then i
placed more rats in the cage and they climbed on top as well
doing what rats do best, but i placed them in such a way that
they climbed upon it and ran in the other direction and miraculously
it began to spin in the other direction slowly and slowly but it happened .....

i have come to this conlusion ,

in order to reverse this catastrophe we must,...........

shoot me dead,
 

until then
peace on earth...........

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